Friday, February 25, 2011

The Feminine Mystique...

I've said many times how much Ryan makes me laugh. I think it is the glue that holds our marriage together. Well, actually, God is the glue, but you know what I mean. Lighten up. Anyhow, last night Ryan was telling me about a commercial he had seen. I am going to do my best to recount the conversation we had about it:

Ryan: "Guess what I saw a commercial for today?"
Me: "I don't know. What?"
Ryan: "Pads, but not regular lady pads."
Me: Laughing too much to respond
Ryan: (In a slightly disgusted/aggravated tone) "Pads to wear in case of an 'accidental spritz'."
Me: Laughing so hard I'm crying
Ryan: (Now in an angry tone and holding his hand out like he wants me to high-five him) "And guess who was on the commercial? WHOOPI GOLDBERG IN A KING TUT OUTFIT."
Me: Nearly passing out from the lack of oxygen due to laughing

Poor Ryan, feminine products and their mysteries will never end.


Anonymous said...

I'm sorry.

Kari said...

Okay that is hilarious! And what's even worse as soon as I read Ryan's first sentence I KNEW which commercial he was talking about! Josh and I had seen that commercial the other night and cracked up!

The HoneaBees said...

I feel the need to google this commercial! And I love that they have termed it feminine spritz! That sounds so much better than peeing in your pants when you sneeze because you can no longer control your bladder since pushing out some children. :)

Jane said...

I have not seen this commercial, but I need to! That is hilarious!!